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Barack Obama Says Buy Stocks Now

After meeting with the new beggar to join “The New World Order” from the United Kingdom, Prime Minister Gordan Brown, our Food Stamp President said that it might be a good idea to buy stocks now!

Ladies and gentlemen! You have just heard the greatest sell signal in history.

When the welfare babies start telling us to buy stocks, it is time to sell any stock you have left.

The S&P 500 Index has broken through its support level of 700.

The next support level is 600 on the .spx.

If you have any stocks left, sell them right now,